{"id":607,"date":"2015-01-02T10:53:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/studentblogs\/victoria14\/?p=88"},"modified":"2017-02-20T12:46:10","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T12:46:10","slug":"ikea-has-a-temporal-distortion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/2015\/01\/02\/ikea-has-a-temporal-distortion\/","title":{"rendered":"Ikea has a temporal distortion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I month into my PhD I moved from my family home in Portsmouth to a rented flat in outer London, it&#8217;s a short commute away but I get a lot more for my money. Unfortunately logistical problems meant I spent the first few weeks with minimal furniture etc.\u00a0which wasn&#8217;t ideal\u00a0on top of\u00a0having trouble settling into the first real home of my own. So Andrew took me off to Ikea Croydon, to buy some items to make the place more homely (and to take advantage of the the free coffee).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_92\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-92\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2015\/01\/2015-01-02-15.11.18.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-92 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2015\/01\/2015-01-02-15.11.18.jpg\" alt=\"Ikea Croydon chimneys\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-92\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Andrew admiring the chimneys at Ikea Croydon<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I have since found out that the Croydon store is the biggest Ikea in the UK, which partly explained how we managed to spend nearly seven(!) hours there. I&#8217;m still somewhat disbelieving that we were really there that long, and that a temporal distortion must somehow be to blame! There were still some Christmas sale bargains about which Andrew was very excited by:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_93\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-93\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2015\/01\/2015-01-02-15.21.02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-93\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2015\/01\/2015-01-02-15.21.02.jpg\" alt=\"Christmas bargains at Ikea\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-93\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Christmas bargains at Ikea<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Lastly, a\u00a0trip to Ikea wouldn&#8217;t be complete without meatballs and princess cake to go with the free coffee.\u00a0So my flat now has a proper bed, some more chairs so visitors do not have to sit on the floor, more than one set of cutlery and a few &#8216;homely&#8217; touches such as a rug and picture for the wall. Hopefully I should start to feel more at home there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2015\/01\/2015-01-02-16.54.06.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-94 size-medium aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2015\/01\/2015-01-02-16.54.06.jpg\" alt=\"Ikea meatballs &amp; princess cake\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I month into my PhD I moved from my family home in Portsmouth to a rented flat in outer London, it&#8217;s a short commute away but I get a lot more for my money. Unfortunately logistical problems meant I spent the first few weeks with minimal furniture etc.\u00a0which wasn&#8217;t ideal\u00a0on top of\u00a0having trouble settling into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1033,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95710,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leisure","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1033"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2029,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/2029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}