{"id":1065,"date":"2014-07-09T18:47:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T18:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/studentblogs\/emma13\/?p=245"},"modified":"2017-02-20T11:04:17","modified_gmt":"2017-02-20T11:04:17","slug":"how-not-to-rent-a-house-in-london","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/2014\/07\/09\/how-not-to-rent-a-house-in-london\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to rent a house in London"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">Hello dear blog readers\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I wrote blithely a couple of weeks ago about \u2018how much of an expert\u2019 at renting and moving houses in London I should be by about now. It is now now, however, and that was very very very very wrong. To demonstrate how much of a non-expert I am here is a list of some things that you should NOT do when moving house:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">(If I sound exasperated [by which I mean I definitely do sound exasperated], that is because I AM. Brush off the sarcasm and my obvious inability to let things go and hopefully there are some genuinely helpful points here somewhere\u2026)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">1)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t wait until right at the end of term when everyone has gone back to their actual homes or their actual other countries. Effective communication with five people is difficult enough when they are in the same city, without everyone dispersing, one of them having broken their phone and another two retreating to holes on the Earth without any signal.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">2)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If this happens, don\u2019t be the only one left behind thinking you are going to have a peaceful two weeks seeing the sights of London with your boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">3)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t think you can get away with cleaning the house yourself if the contract says \u2018must be professionally cleaned\u2019 or maybe even if it doesn\u2019t. The person who checked our contract in Imperial told us that this usually means \u2018cleaned to a professional standard\u2019 but this wasn\u2019t the case with us\u2014the landlord actually wanted a receipt from the cleaners and we have heard from other students this seems to be standard practice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">4)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t not take pictures of every teeny tiny little stain. We took pretty thorough pictures of the faults in our house when we moved in, or so we thought, though we may now be charged for a stained sink that we are pretty sure we didn\u2019t stain. I\u2019m not sure how viable this point is, to be honest. It is hard to spot every little thing when you move in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">For the next house, we have actually sent emails later on about the problems we are having and will continue to do so. Yes, this makes me feel like a horrible person for moaning so much about how the workers haven\u2019t left the floor clean or the wardrobe is broken, but at least the owner can then not claim the house was pristine when you moved in (as happened to us).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">5)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t use blu-tack (even at all, even if the walls are stained by other things, even if you swear you can\u2019t see the marks) unless you want to pay to re-paint the room. This is a sad one for me. I love to stick things on the walls!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">6)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t end up being the only one sending emails to landlords and estate agents. If you are the one emailing, always cc everyone in so that you don\u2019t have to update them all separately afterwards.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">7)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Double check any payments you are not sure about\u2014we almost ended up paying an extra month\u2019s rent because of a very badly worded\/ deliberately fraudulent email from our estate agent.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_246\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-246\" style=\"width: 209px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" class=\"wp-image-246\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/files\/2014\/07\/Alex-scary-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Alex being scary...\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-246\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Alex being scary&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">8)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 This is a big one! Don\u2019t be alone when you hand the keys back to your landlord. If possible, in fact, don\u2019t deal with them face-to-face at all. If I could re-live the last couple of weeks I would drop the keys at the estate agents and say we were all out of London, or at least stand at the door and insist that I had to leave immediately when the landlord arrived.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Unpleasant things are much better dealt with by email.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I\u2019m sure\u2014or at least I hope\u2014 that I had a particularly bad experience with this landlord, but better safe than sorry. I won\u2019t go too much more into what was a horrible experience, but if you are going to be criticised, insulted, patronised and talked-over by your landlord and another very rude person that she has brought along, bring reinforcements who are either your parents or your flatmates. Alex very kindly agreed to come along as all my flatmates were back at home, but despite him being quite scary (see picture I asked him to provide below demonstrating how scary) my landlord refused to talk to him as he was not a tenant. Ironic, considering she brought a miscellaneous lady with her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">9)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Also, look around the house before you buy it! That is unless you want to end up next to a noisy pub in a house where everyone upstairs can see into the downstairs shower. (!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I am completely joking about this\u2014my new house is pretty awesome but that shower thing is weird.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">In other moans, obviously changing utilities and council tax accounts is terribly boring and time-consuming. \ud83d\ude1b After nearly an hour on the phone this morning I am still not entirely sure if NPower have got the message that we don\u2019t want their gas or not. Honestly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">In better news here is a list of happier tricks to renting houses:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">1)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Imperial have a good contract checking team who will check your contract thoroughly and give you lots of tips on how to not get taken advantage of.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">2)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The genius cleaners who have a 48 hour window to sort things out in the house for free if the landlord makes a completely unreasonable fuss.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">3)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Finding new landlords who are laid back. They are actually so laid-back that there is a broken mirror and various other broken bits of furniture scattered around the house that we will have to remove, but I will gladly take this over our current situation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">4)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The fact your deposit has to be kept with a third party so scheming landlords can\u2019t grab at it at whim. Thank you, the government.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">5)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Remembering to take gas and electricity readings.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">6)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Having a different joint bank account for house related payments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Believe me, it is hard enough to track who has not paid what bill and why they haven\u2019t paid the right amounts in a dedicated bank account. Add that on top of your own transactions and you will be internet banking for far too many hours of your splendid life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Anyway, that is my moving house situation. It has all been fairly depressing and is unfortunately not over yet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Now to the non-house section!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You\u2019ve probably all heard that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.longitudeprize.org\/\">longitude prize<\/a> got awarded to antibiotic drug resistance which is a double win for me as it is the one I voted for and media coverage of this topic is the potential topic for an essay I am doing next year! Haha the British Media. I have you in my control.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Imperial have also picked me to go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.britishscienceassociation.org\/british-science-festival\">British Science Festival<\/a> in September! I am so excited about this\u2014 they are paying for my accommodation and food and I get to go to panels and see science shows and science comedy! Much excite!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which I have a a horrible time renting houses and advise how to avoid said horrible time. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1040,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126364,126635,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-imperial-faq","category-so-far-in-second-year","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1040"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1977,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions\/1977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs-staging.imperial.ac.uk\/student-blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}